Seriously... I want to know what makes the odd combinations of designer dogs so popular all of a sudden? Convince me that these overpriced mutts, bred by BYBs and puppy mills are so much better than a registered dog or even a good ol' Heinz 57 from a shelter.
I have nothing against the dogs themselves. I'm sure most of them are perfectly nice animals. They can't help the situation they were born into. It's the greeders I am dead against, the people that breed with no regard to the dogs' welfare, the only reason the litter is produced is to fill their pockets.
I was messing around this afternoon and came up with this poem. This is for everyone that buys or breeds these designer dogs.
Ode to Designer Dogs
Morkie, Schnorkie, Cockapoo,
When will they learn,
They don’t breed true!
Maltipoo or Labradoodle…
Want that coat type?
Then buy a Poodle!
There’s no such thing as a ‘teacup’.
If I hear it again,
I’m afraid I’ll throw up!
Pomchi, Chorkie, Bostonese…
Ain’t no big deal,
They still get fleas.
Paparanian, Schnoodle, Boxador,
What on earth
Are they bred for??
Puggle, Chug, Jug, Maltipug,
Want a dog that snores?
Just buy a Pug!
Goldendoodle, Chiweenie, Borderjack,
The combination of mutts
We’ll never lack.
Doberdoodle, Cavichon, Aussiedor,
If you buy one,
They’ll just breed more.
Corkie, Bocker, Pekapoo,
Do backyard breeders
Realize what they do?
Bitches in cages, just living to breed.
No love, no care,
Just victims of greed.
For every buyer that believe their lies.
In a shelter somewhere,
Another dog dies.
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So... let's hear the whys of designer dogs. I want to try to understand.
Added:
Hayesbrat... I just want to gently correct you on something. Not ALL small dogs are nasty, evil little animals. I have 2 little Papillons that are the sweetest little girls you can imagine. You cannot generalize... that's no better than saying all Pit Bulls are vicious killers or all Labradors are stupid. It's all in how they're raised.
Get to know a small dog. You may be surprised.
Krystal P... I am not saug that these dogs are not wonderful. Most any dog is a fantastic companion. All I am trying to do is educate people that they are NOT breeds and are never bred by responsible breeders, but instead by BYBs and puppymills who caee only for the money, not the dog.
Chugs are not a breed and by calling them by the designer dog lable, you are doing these animals a great disservice by encouraging the 'must have the latest fad' mindset.
Bless you for adopting your dog, but please drop the cutesy name and call her what she is- a Pug/Chi cross.
And BTW- the Ode to Designer Dogs was all in fun. I am not putting down the DOGS... but the unscrupulous people that breed them.
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